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SwimBrat SwimQuotes:

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.  It's either that or buy a new golf ball. 
~Gene Perret

Here's what you do... swim right beside the guy until the last lap then swim a little faster.
~Paul Taroli

Wow! The taper is working!
~Bill Imschweiler

What the f#$%*!!
~Chris Ip